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The day after Postojna, we packed up our stuff and headed to Lake Bled, on the edge of the Julian Alps. That’s what they call the area of the Alps that runs along the borders
with Italy to the west and Austria to the North. It is a picture-perfect town (literally, it
is the picture on the cover of our Rick Steves Guidebook) with foresty green
foothills surrounding a large lake, craggy mountains in the background, and
liberally sprinkled with church spires. A castle overlooks the lake from its perch high on a bluff, and in the middle of the lake is a small island with a grand 99-step staircase leading from the dock to a dramatically steepled church. Not surprisingly, this picture perfect setting is a popular spot to get married. The Slovenian couples who get married there have an old tradition that the groom must carry his bride up the 99 steps to the church, to prove he’s a worthy husband. Supposedly the pass-rate is about 80%. We decided if we were getting married there, we’d favor a long engagement to make sure our groom had plenty of time to train!
We arrived in Bled around noon and after checking into our comfy, homey hostel we enjoyed a leisurely lakeside lunch. After that we walked around town for awhile,
stopping into various adventure tour operators to compare day trip options in
the Alps. We settled on a trip offered by Amigos which promised a quote “fun and friendly time”. Sign us up! To finish the afternoon we strolled the 3.5 mile trail that circles Lake Bled, stopping to take a ride on an alpine slide (aka summer toboggan, aka luge ride). For those who are not familiar with the thrill of the alpine slide, it’s a steep track that twists and turns down a mountain slope. You ride down the track in a little sled-like cart, which has a handbrake to control your speed. Or, in our case, to completely disregard. You get to the top of the slide via chairlift, which is a nice experience in itself because in addition to enjoying the scenery you get to watch people go flying down the hill. We saw all types: speed demons, timid brake-riders, wailing children, but by far the most memorable was a teenaged girl who was nonchalantly chatting on her cellphone as though she did not even realize that she was hurtling down the side of a mountain. We could not stop cracking up about that one! That night, we opted to save some dough by cooking our own meal in the hostel kitchen. We ran across the street and bought spaghetti fixings and some much-needed fruits and veggies (apparently not popular in European restaurants).
The next morning we were up, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed,at 7am for our day of adventure! The Amigo van picked us up at 8 and we drove to a pretty lake not far from Bled that has a statue of Golden Horn, a mythological deer with golden horns. The
legend says that there was once a pagan girl who, at the birth of a boy, prophesised that he would become a great hunter and that he would one day find Golden Horn and kill it. The mother of this boy was angry with the pagan girl for making this terrible prophesy, so she trapped her in the side of a nearby mountain, where you can still see the face of the pagan girl in the stone. The boy did become a great hunter, and fell in love with a young girl from his village. He would sing her songs, write her poetry, and be generally very romantic. However, a wealthy Italian merchant passed through town one day and also fell in love with the girl. He gave her gifts of gold, precious gems, and
used his Italian charm on her. The girl told the hunter that in order to win
her over, the hunter would need to give her something of great value. So he
decided to go find the great Golden Horn. When he found him and shot him, the
shot only wounded the creature and from its blood grew the healing flower. The
animal ate the flower, was healed, and rammed the hunter off the side of the
mountain. Our guide told us that the moral of the story, of course, was never
to trust a woman. We feel the same lesson applies to Italian men as well.
Unfortunately, the statue was on private property that had recently been fenced off, so we couldn’t get any pictures with the statue. We did however get a nice show
from the owner of the property, who upon seeing us lined up like refugees at
his fence decided it was the perfect time to prance around near the statue
doing sun salutation exercises, including one where he just hopped around doing
windmill actions with his arms AND legs. We dejectedly got back in the van and drove up the 24 hairpin turns to the top of Vrsic Pass, the highest pass in Slovenia, and also surely the one with the least vowels. We did a good 45 minute hike and then stopped for a lunch of traditional Slovenian fare. I had stuffed pepper and Jess had goulash
with polenta. Then it was timefor canyoning!
We stopped at an adventure rec shop to pick up our canyoning guide and our gear. We were a little nervous when we were told by the Amigo guide that our canyoning guide
had been up til 6am playing poker. We felt better momentarily when we learned he came out way ahead, but became nervous again after learning he had blown
most on drinks for the whole bar. In the end though, he proved to be a great guide. We suited up in our full body neoprene suits, grabbed our helmets, and were feeling pretty cocky. It probably should have been a warning when, right before setting out, the Amigo guide gave everyone a shot of homemade blueberry schnapps. We later realized this provided the double benefit of liquid courage and liquid blanket! The adventure started by hiking up the canyon we would later descend. Since it was
raining that day, the rocks were pretty slippery and in many places we had to
hang on to a cable attached to the cliff wall to keep from falling. Finally we made it to the top and worked our way back down the canyon by either jumping, sliding, or practically falling down waterfalls into little pools of VERY cold water (about 55 degrees). Many of the waterfalls created natural water slides, which sometimes we slid down on our bottoms, sometimes on our backs, and sometimes headfirst! We definitely gave our brains a good rinse-down on those!
In addition to the slides, there were waterfalls that we just jumped off of. For the most part, the jumps were no higher than maybe 2.5 or 3 meters (7.5-9 ft). The slides were maybe 2 meters. So we were feeling pretty confident with our bravery. But then we came to the last waterfall. Our guide had mostly used a no-nonsense demeanor with us thus far, pushing us down some of the taller slides and ridiculing us when we hesitated on jumps. But for the last one, he told us we could go look at the waterfall first, and then decide whether we wanted to do it or not. It was 12 meters high. 36 feet. And it looked like a slide from our viewing standpoint, but when we were poised to go down it, we realized that it was mostly a straight fall. But of course we did it! While our screams up to that point had mostly been gleeful bursts, the last drop was the sound of true
terror, which it turns out is more in the baritone range.
After the Big Plunge, we quickly changed out of our wetsuits and were given a beer for our triumphs. Then we high-tailed it out of there due to the sounds of hunters’ gunshots getting rather too close for comfort. We snuggled into the nice warm van and headed over the border into Italy, only a few miles away. We stopped at a lake that the Amigo guide told us is the highest alpine lake in Italy and is filled only by rainwater. It was interesting because there hasn’t been any rain in at least 3 months in the area, so the lake was so low that you could walk to dry land that is usually an island. Our guide had never been able to do that before, so they must be in a pretty bad drought.
Afterwards, we headed back into Slovenia and stopped for a peek at the world’s tallest ski jump (though we later learned that a larger one has been built this year). Unfortunately, our day of adventure finally had to end, and we headed back to Bled to enjoy a cold rainy night in our cozy hostel.
The next day was our first cold and rainy day of our trip. We slept in (which feels so great on rainy days) and then caught the 12:30 bus back to Ljubljana. We checked into Hostel Celica again (our room had a rustic, timber lodge feel this time), had a quick lunch, and headed into the city to meet up with Dan again. Because of the rain, our lounging in the park plans were ruined so we opted for the Slovenian National History Museum. Then we headed to Dan’s favorite wine bar for some great wine, delicious tapas, and good conversation. We also learned how flight attendants can tell where a person is from right away. Dan is a flight attendant and likes to greet people in their native tongue. We were shocked that he was able to know what language they speak before even hearing them speak, but he filled us in on the secret clues. For example,
Italians make a huge fuss about what to do with their things. Should they take
off their jacket or leave it on? What should they do with their hat? Should they put their bags in the overhead compartment, or keep it with them? Should they trade seats with their companion, and then should they trade back? The French are terribly chic, mildly disappointed, and mostly keep to themsleves. Germans find fault with everything, yearning for the Eden of a flight on Lufthansa. Slovenians like to act like Germans when they fly Slovenian airlines, but when they fly on other airlines they are total
wimps. So finally, we had to know about Americans. After several attempts to
change the subject, Dan came straight out with it: we talk loudly and always
wear tennis shoes. Of course Jess and I roared with laughter, making fun of
“THOSE Americans”, until we realized we were laughing rather loudly. And, wouldn’t you know it? Tennis shoes on our feet. So we had many laughs and some more serious discussions about the usual topics of world peace and the economy and then finally parted ways.
The following morning we hopped on the 10am train to Vienna, which was stunningly beautiful. Low foresty mountains dotted with emerald green pastures, deep, dramatic
valleys, and little chalets nestled in the hills. We didn’t get there until about 6, but after
a rather heartbreaking realization that Jessica’s iPad screen had mysteriously
shattered, we were in need of a tall beer and some friendly conversation so we headed down to the hostel bar and had a fun night chatting with the various residents of our hostel.
The next morning we got a somewhat late start, but still managed to do plenty of sightseeing. The day’s main attraction was the Belvedere Palace, which has been turned into an art museum. We were able to see some great artwork by dozens of artists from all different periods, from gothic icons to the contemporary, including a large collection from the Viennese artist Gustav Klimt (most famous for The Kiss).
That night we went for dinner at a restaurant that was suggested in Rick Steves to have delicious wiener schnitzel. We had to try it! It was a cute little place with great atmosphere AND fantastic food. Maggie couldn’t pass up trying the famous wiener schnitzel, and Jess went with a fabulous roast. And we appreciated the Austrian no-nonsense hospitality, which was showcased when we showed up to the tiny, packed restaurant a 7:00 and requested a table for two. The host said the were totally full, but one of the tables was reserved for 8pm so they would let us sit there if we’d get out in 45 minutes. They also sat another twosome with us at the table, although we must not
have been smelling our best because the two bailed on us right after sitting down. After dinner we followed our noses to a fantastic pastry shop with display cases bursting with confectionary delights.
We went to bed early that night in preparation for our big sightseeing day the next day. We started with Vienna’s famous landmark, Stephensdom Church, with its 137m (400 ft!!) South Tower and indescribably beautiful interior. We decided to brave the South Tower’s winding, narrow 343-step staircase to get to the viewing platform. It was a magnificent view over all of Vienna and the mountains beyond. But the viewing platform was still only halfway up the tower!!
Then, we headed to Hofburg Palace, home for centuries to the imperial family, the Habsburgs. The amazingly decked out Baroque-style imperial apartments were a sight to see, but we actually spent an equal amount of time in the Silver Museum, dedicated entirely to the Habsburgs’ enormous collection of tableware and kitchen gadgets, which fully filled at least a dozen rooms. Our tour also included an interesting museum dedicated to Empress Elisabeth, or Sissi, who married the beloved Habsburg Franz Josef I. She is still legendary today, but not because she was particularly well-liked. She was very strange and was apparently quite unhappy during her lifetime. She was also an agoraphobic and was obsessed with her beauty, her ankle-length hair, and her
ridiculous dieting and exercise. Apparently it’s unbelievably rough to be a monarch during a country’s golden age.
That night was particularly special in the city where cultural arts reign supreme. We found out from Rick (we feel we are on such a first name basis with the author of our guidebook) that for only €4, on the night of the performance, you can get standing room only tickets to the Vienna Opera. We thought, how could we pass up the opportunity to see an opera in the city that inspired Mozart – and to see Don Giovanni, a Mozart opera?! Expecting to have nosebleed tickets without a view, we were shocked to find that although you have to wait in line for 2 hours and stand for 3, the Vienna Opera reserves its best seats for standing room only! We were on stage level, directly center, on a tiered floor with a lovely velvet railing to lean on. We had a great time, and Jess and I are both dying to see our next one!
We planned to move on to Salzburg the next day, so we decided to spend a leisurely morning in our hostel and make breakfast in the communal kitchen. We popped over to the grocery store next door and picked up Bavarian sausages, eggs and cheese for a
scramble, and some fresh rolls. It would have been helpful to be able to read German…but at least we had the rolls. When we got to the kitchen we
realized we had no idea how to cook the sausage, as all the directions were in
German. So while Jess went to ask the front desk staff how to cook our sausages, Maggie got crackin’ on the eggs….hahaha. But it only took one crack to realize that, being illiterate, we had purchased hard boiled eggs. So in the end we enjoyed a
breakfast consisting of the very disparate elements of boiled sausage with mustard, yogurt drink, cold hard boiled eggs, and a block of cheddar cheese. Breakfast of champions.
In Salzburg, we were delighted to discover crowds of people of all ages walking around in traditional lederhosen (leather pants) and dirndl (full-skirted dresses ala St. Pauli Girl). It turns out we had arrived just in time for the feast of St. Rupert, the patron saint of Salzburg! They were in full-on festival mode that Friday evening, complete with carnival rides, handicrafts, beer gardens, and of course lots of pastry stands. We found our hostel, which happens to be housed in a Catholic church and is primarily a student dormitory. We dumped our stuff as quickly as we could and followed the crowds to the festival, where we had a very enjoyable afternoon watching Salzburgers out celebrating together. After a half-pantomimed conversation with our gray-haired Argentinian bunk-mates, we hit the sack, excited for a Saturday in Salzburg festival-land!
The breakfast included with our hostel matched the monastic setting, but a roll and tea was all we needed given the cornucopia available at Rupertfest (as we called it, not ever actually knowing the official name). We had elevensies at a sausage stand, where our gawking stares caught the attention of the pastry-maker at the tent next door. So
lunch-dessert was a free eclair, stuffed with marshmallow cream! We walked off our impending food-coma with some window shopping, catching various parades and demonstrations along the way. Then we hiked up to Festung Hohensalzburg, the fortress/castle sitting a bluff overlooking the city.
We experienced the security of the fortress first hand, as we cheaply opted to walk to the entrance rather than pay €5 for the funicular. By the time we got to the top
of that steep climb, we were in no shape to attack! The fortress grounds were great for
wandering, and the audio guide was interesting. But the views of the Salzburg countryside from the towers stole the show!
In the evening we hooked up with our new bunkmates, twin sisters from Seattle, and went to find a beer garden recommended in our guidebook. Supposedly it had seating for 2800 people, so we figured we wouldn’t have too much trouble finding the
place. However, all we found up the quiet street was a small door with a non-descript sign, which appeared to lead inside a church. We felt completely certain we were in the wrong place, but numerous consultations and cross-references with various maps and guidebooks pointed squarely to where we were, which was a silent hallway in a church annex. We crept a little further and thought we could hear a dull roar, so we kept going, across hallways and down stairs, until we finally opened a door and stumbled onto a massive indoor/outdoor beer garden, complete with food court! If we were smarter, we would have remembered that monks were the original recipe-holders of the city’s brew, so it would be only natural to find the beer garden in the bowels of the church.
We woke up bright and early the next morning, bound for Innsbruck. The two-hour train ride was a visual delight, and we were in town by 11am. We spent our first day doing all the tourist stuff, including a walking tour of the old town and a visit to the local palace museum. They all have palace museums around here. Then we got a few groceries and made dinner and conversation with our dorm mates, a Spanish girl and a Scottish guy. We got a good night’s sleep in preparation for a big day of hiking the next day.
The best part about our hostel was by far the breakfast, located in the cafe/ pastry shop just downstairs. After being served a hearty portion of cornflakes, fresh bread, and homemade jams, we thought we had hit the jackpot. But then the waitress brought out 2 huge slices of cheesecake! Double jackpot!
So, riding the wings of our extreme sugar high, we headed out for some hardcore Alpine hiking. Innsbruck has a great cable car system to take you up some of the
mountains so we hopped aboard. We rode all the way to the top of Nordketten,
which everyone suggested as the best. Though we arrived when the mountaintop
was still in clouds, the sun quickly burned them off and we were greeted with
incredible, breathtaking views of what seemed like the entire range of the
Alps! We snapped a few (or more) photos and then started our hike along the top
ridge. We did not find the trails to be as well-marked as they were reported to be, and as a consequence, or more like as a reward, we got to do a lot more hiking than we initially planned for the day. And it was all marvelous!! We finally got back to town around 5, so we got a solid 6 hours of breathtaking views and Alpine fresh air.
Today was both exciting and sad, as we headed back to Munich for Oktoberfest (exciting!) as well as for Maggie to catch her flight home (sad!). We finally got to take the long-awaited walking tour we missed our first day here, and then we had a
grueling afternoon of wading through store after store, searching for the perfect dirndl (at the tolerable price). Appropriately outfitted, we’re ready to hit the scene tomorrow!
We recognize that this email is obscenely long, and for that we apologize! Thanks for reading!
-Mags and Jess